Currently Gaming World of Warcraft By Vivendi Universal see related

LG1M healer 4 DM/VC lvl 22 Mage IAE and lvl 25 War pst for invite

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but in WoW, letters do just fine.

Translated that means:  I am looking for one more person for my group, preferably someone who can cast healing spells.  We are going to do the quests in the Deadmines all the way through to Valence Cain.  I am a level twenty-two mage who has maxed out my instant cast arcane explosion skill, and my friend is a level 25 warrior.  Please send me a message if you would like to join my group.

And to Ben, I know your pain.  I too had to sit at the lunch table, listening to everyone talk of their new games, but my problem was with XBOX 360.  I think I will write you a poem...

There once was a fighter named Regdar,
Who beat all his foes into black tar.
He fought with a mace,
And aimed for the face.
And leveled to sixty without knowing what quests are.

It's no "Smoky Cat", but it'll do.

New Addiction:

WoW.

Why I posted this:

Servers Down.

Time of Next Post:

Undetermined.

Russellville High School Policy:

No Drugs

No Weapons

No Dead Animals in Lockers

No Spirit (But come on people, they shouldn't have to tell you that)

Currently Gaming XB360 Kameo: Elements of Power By Microsoft Software see related

                                       WARNING!!

If you are cought backstage having normal, oral, anal, gay, or ######### without Mrs. Akers and Mrs. Carney, you are less likely to get an STD, and more likely to get detention. 

That's a little taste of what John, Nick and I have been cooking up in EAST Lab.  We rape.

Speaking of rape, I raped s noob or two at the LAN.  But I never got interviewed for the documentary.  I did hear Brock tell some of the nastiest stories I have ever heard.

Life is good, but Heath sold his box, so he is now labeled "Heath #####'s himself out for money for his new computer-ton."

Let's see, I need to get back to the fundamentals of this site, which are: make fun of people and then do it again.  Seth is queer, Bell says "buh-huh!", John has an ####### that you could drive a truck through, Micah's short, Frazee looks like Bread, Bread looks retarded, and none of you have a THIRTY-THREE (33) on the ACT.

Oh, and from now on, number 1 is pee, number 2 is poop, and number 3 is ejaculate.

Happy New Year.  I think we should celebrate the Chinese new year because it is in spring and that season is more fitting for the birth of a new year.  It is a season of renewal.  The trees are new, the animals are new, and you don't have to freeze your balls off all the time.

Funny conversation:

Heath: Man I can't wait for this ball to drop.

Summer: What have you been doing the last eighteen years?

Good times.

My XBOX had to go away for a while, explaining why I have taken the time to post on here.  It was sick, so I mailed it to Texas, where the XBOX doctor will heal it.  Hopefully I get a free game out of it.

Also, the same day my XBOX went to Texas, I drove down as well.  I went with Elizabeth to what can only be described as "Lake Nirvana".  It is a little private club type thing that's really called Westlakes, and it owns.  The members of the club include aging Texas millionares and Elizabeth's father, who inherited the membership from his father-in-law.  While I was down there, I went fishing.  While I was fishing, I caught a fish.  The fish was this big. 

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Which translates to around six pounds and over two feet long.  Elizabeth got sick while we were down there, and that was very, very sad.

And to end on a lighter note,  cut a sixteenth note out of paper and place the cutout over a flashlight, then point the light at a wall and look at it right after you read my final thought, which is:

John Post was sodomized by an octopus wielding a cucumber, a salmon, a number 2 pencil, a desk lamp and a chainsaw, leaving two tentacles open to hold him down and spread his cheeks.